Andy Lee Parker



    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Relationship Status Married
    Occupation: Freelance Writer
    Interested In: Poetry, Fiction, Non Fiction
    What I Write: I write essays, articles, shorts stories, and the very, very, very occassional novel.
    Credits & Accomplishments: Taking a long road trip on my Harley by myself. Learning Spanish. Making people laugh, think, and question their beliefs. Writing a novel.
    Conquering jealousy and possessiveness. Being completely debt-free. YEEHAW!
    Making my girlfriend feel weak in the knees, secure, and loved.
    Hobbies riding my Harley, roller skating, dancing, tennis, scrabble, cranium,reading, writing
    Music: all of it
    Favorite Movies: Stranger Than Fiction
    A Clockwork Orange
    Kill Bill
    Dodgeball
    Adaptation
    Favorite Television Shows: Raising the Bar
    House
    The Colbert Report
    Favorite Books & Authors: David Foster Wallace
    Danielewski House of Leaves
    John Edgar Wideman
    Chuck Pahlaniuk Haunted

    Heroes: Kurt Vonnegut
    Muhammed Ali
    Charles Barkley
    Noam Chomsky
    Hugo Chavez
    Education: College Grad
    Schools: Lots
    Income From Writing: Some Sales Here and There
    Years Writing: 11 - 20 Years

    Post-Election Party Favors

    Monday, February 16, 2009, 03:35 PM PST [General]

     

     Post-Election Party Favors 

     

     

    The election's over.   A month has passed.   The smoke has cleared and the trick mirrors we used to try and find our way out of the house of horrors created by our individual and collective greed and corruption have been transformed into the three-way mirrors of a brightly lit dressing room where we are now being forced to try on bikinis and speedos that reveal all the ugly consequences of our former gluttony.       

    We’ve finished congratulating ourselves on being able to show ourselves and the rest of the world that the majority of us have at least conquered racism.  Or have we?  Have we conquered racism, or have we as a society merely finally recognized that we have all become slaves and that to continue to make distinctions based on the skin tones of our fellow slaves is just silly? 

    The election of a mixed-race president is indeed a cause for celebration, and a reason for hope in and of itself.  It provides much-needed evidence that mankind is still capable of evolving socially and politically.  This may very well mean that we can avoid the grand murder/suicide of humanity by the sadistic abusers who would rather see us all dead than see us to escape their control, than for us to leave them and be happy with someone else.  Yes, if racism, one of the divide and conquer tools long used by these sadists, has been revealed for what it is and is now reviled, that’s definitely cause for dancing in the streets.  

    However, we fall short of jubilation.  Jubilation would require a jubilee in the original sense.  The following are definitions of jubilee from the Oxford English Dictionary:   

    1.  A year of emancipation and restoration, which according to the institution in Lev. xxv was to be kept every fifty years, and to be proclaimed by the blast of trumpets throughout the land; during it the fields were to be left uncultivated, Hebrew slaves were to be set free, and lands and houses in the open country or unwalled towns that had been sold were to revert to their former owners or their heirs.

     name="m1.b"b. fig. or transf. A time of restitution, remission, or release.

    2. R.C. Ch. A year instituted by Boniface VIII in 1300 as a year of remission from the penal consequences of sin, during which plenary indulgence might be obtained by a pilgrimage to Rome, the visiting of certain churches there, the giving of alms, fasting three days, and the performance of other pious works.
       
    It was at first appointed to take place every hundred years, but the period was afterwards shortened to fifty, thirty-three, and twenty-five years, and now ‘an extraordinary jubilee is granted at any time either to the whole Church or to particular countries or cities, and not necessarily or even usually for a whole year’ (Cath. Dict. 1885).


       name="m3.a"3. a. The fiftieth anniversary of an event; the celebration of the completion of fifty years of reign, of activity, or continuance in any business, occupation, rank or condition. name="2"silver jubilee (after silver wedding), a name for the celebration for the twenty-fifth anniversary; so name="3"diamond jubilee, applied to the celebration of the sixtieth year of the reign of Queen Victoria.

     name="m5.b"b. Shouting; joyful shouting; sound of jubilation.

     name="m5.c"c. A Negro folk-song of an optimistic and joyful kind, often having a religious basis; freq. attrib., esp. name="4"jubilee singer, name="5"song.

     While by some definitions, jubilation has been achieved, by others we are still far from it.  Yes, there has been a lot of joyful shouting.  Admittedly, I’ve been doing some myself.  It’s been wonderful to be released from the shackles of shame and humiliation created by the world believing that I, and the majority of Americans, accept someone as blatantly corrupt and idiotic as George Bush as our “leader”.  Then there was the added shame of knowing that the emperor wasn’t wearing any clothes, that the whole system was corrupt to its core, but being powerless to do anything about it.  When you’re led to believe you live in a democracy, that degree of actual powerlessness is doubly painful. 

     Personally, I find great comfort in the knowledge that at least Barack Obama is smarter than me.  That’s worth a dancing a little jig for all by itself.  The fact that he writes his own speeches for the most part is enough to make me break into a full-fledged polka.  But jubilation?  No.  That would require more than a mere changing of the guard.  It would require a change in who is paying the guards’ salaries.

     There are few phrases more powerful in any language than “all is forgiven”. 

    It was interesting for me to note that the origin of the word "jubilee" is religious, and to realize that the power formerly held by religion has now been seized by banking institutions. 

    For those of us not wishing to participate in the practice of usury, discrimination abounds.  Try renting a car, an apartment, or even increasingly, getting a job, without a good credit rating.  It has become almost impossible to do anything without participating in the banking system whether we like it or not.  Following the “power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely” principle, we begin to understand how government can steal our tax dollars from us, give it to banks, and allow banks to lend our own money back to us and make us pay interest on it. 

     Clearly, our government is now owned by the banking system every bit as much as any other third world country we read about in which government operation is dictated by usurers.  These countries have long been controlled by institutions like the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund.  Operating under the guise of helping to alleviate poverty and create stability, these institutions finance governments.  They literally put governments into power, governments that agree to borrow money to maintain that power, and to pay the interest on these loans by collecting taxes from those they maintain power over.  The interesting thing is that in these so-called “fledgling democracies”  that are “helped” by banking institutions, the people who have to pay the money back have no ability to vote on either whether to borrow or how much, nor how high their tax rate to pay it back will me.  Nor do they get to vote on the social services the money will provide.  Does this sound familiar?   

     If this isn’t slavery, or at the very least, taxation without representation, I don’t know what is.  We keep hearing about our trillion dollar deficit.  To whom exactly do “we” owe this money?  In our so-called democracy, when were we given a vote as to whether to borrow it?  When were we consulted regarding the terms and conditions of the loan? 

     Yes, Barack Obama is intelligent and articulate.  He is a vast improvement, if only intellectually and cosmetically, over the bumbling ineptitude of George Bush.  But judging by his willingness to give our tax dollars to banks and allow them to charge  interest for loaning it back to us, I would hardly grant him the title of great emancipator, regardless of his skin tone.  The actions of Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell should be enough to prove that merely because someone’s ancestors have experienced slavery and discrimination, they are all for ending it.  For some, it’s enough just to trade places.  Let’s hope that’s not the case with our new president. 

     Even if it is the case, we aren’t powerless unless we believe we are.  We can all do our part to break the bank, namely, stop putting our money there for them to use to finance wars and dictatorships.  We can stop borrowing and start living within our means.   We can give up the illusion of personal independence that borrowing from banks instead of friends and family gives us.  To quote our new president, yes, we can. 

     For America, globalization means that we are no longer immune to the kinds of enslavement and exploitation that we’ve watched from afar, indeed benefited from, for decades now.  Our present and future actions must be based on the goal of creating a healthy interdependence, not the continued illusion of independence based on the exploitation of others or the delusion of guaranteed security.  Banks.  The world has become their sweatshop, and America has irrevocably become part of the world.  The price of our past position of privilege must now be paid.  Let’s just suck it up and pay it,  but let’s not allow them to charge us interest on it.  Let’s force them to say “All is forgiven”.  Then we can have some real jubilation. 

     

    That is all.   

     

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    Thought Soup

    Sunday, January 4, 2009, 03:08 PM PST [General]

    Blog entries should, I suppose, have a beginning, middle and end.  A topic, a theme, a story to tell, at least.   Despite the afterglow of just having been snowed in for two blissful weeks with my new wife, complete with yule logs in the fireplace and not a single cross word between us, and a New Year's celebration full of hope, I find myself becoming depressed.  

    I blame myself.  I blame my unreasonable expectation that by the year 2009, mankind might have evolved to the extent that greed, corruption, and war might become extinct despite all the evidence that greed, corruption and war will cause mankind to become extinct instead.  I admit it.  I am selfishly disappointed that the rest of the world is refusing to share in my happiness, my desire for goodwill toward men.

    News footage of tanks, unmanned drones dropping 2000 pound bombs, graphic photos of helpless toddlers, faces scarred beyond recognition, being cradled by weeping mothers.  Really, it's almost too much for even hope to bear.  Will mankind ever give up sibling rivalry, groups trying to prove that God loves them best and wants them to have the biggest piece of the pie by virtue of granting them access to the deadliest weapons, the biggest appetites?  The belief that one group is superior to another by virtue of its ability to enslave another group, morally justified merely by the absence of divine intervention?  

    "Dad, he's hitting me! "

    No response.

    "See?  Dad thinks you deserve it".  

    Maybe Dad is the one to blame, and we need to recognize abuse and neglect when we see it, grow up and leave home, get some therapy and take responsibility for ourselves.  Learn to define and execute fairness and justice for ourselves.  

    Instead, billions of investor's dollars are being stolen--and the perpetrator's (Madoff) punishment?  Being confined to his penthouse and forced to purchase extra security to prevent being assassinated.  

    "Dad, he stole my allowance.  Now I can't buy what I was saving for".

    No response

    "See?  Dad doesn't care about you?  I can do whatever I want to you."

    Happy New Year. Same as the old year.  

    A friend of mine is excited to have the opportunity to attend President Obama's inauguration.  I'm hoping that she'll soak up some hope while she's there, and come back and infuse me with some of it.  Evolution is such a slow process.  Sure, it's progress that we finally have a mixed-race president in a formerly openly racist country, trying to justify its past history of slavery. That's something worth celebrating.  We just have so much further to go.  I wonder if we'll have the opportunity to evolve further before the sibling rivals with the nuclear weapons blow all of us up with them in the process of trying to prove their prophecies right to justify their theft and murder and inability to learn to share.  

    I weep for us, that's all.     

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    Dear Andy Lee Parker,



    Hello there. I'd like to introduce myself & comment on your profile. My name is Kelly Lee Parsons & I used to live in Portland, OR for 6 years (1992-1999). I see that you live there. It's nice to meet someone from my old home town, here in the Writers Market Community.



    Is the OCA still giving grief to those who want equal rights for non-straights out there? That group gave quite a fuss over the voluntary euthenasia issue for the terminally ill & also a lot of fuss over the legal use laws for herbs treating certain medical illnesses/diseases. I wonder if the OCA is going to ever want what the majority of real citizens out there are actually calling for? Are things still rocky because of the OCA & related organizations, for anyone not "the norm" in their eyes?



    I wish you'd consider posting pics of you on your Harley. I bet it's a nice bike! Have fun with your lady, traveling the beautiful back roads & scenic highways of Oregon.



    If you two would like to keep in touch with a couple in OH, consider my other half Jess, & I. In case you'd like to check out my blog, there are lots of polls, photos, & a variety of text to see. Please pardon the ongoing construction, as it's my very first blog, ever.



    Good luck with all of your writing goals. Looking forward to hearing from you about life, there. Keep finding & making reasons to smile.

    Kelly Lee Parsons
    November 19, 2008
    02:17 AM PST

    Good luck with your daily column, Andy. I'll be sure to check it out if you post a link. I've enjoyed your articles so far. Also, thanks for mentioning your appreciation of the Rilke quote. If you think about it, what else can we as writers, or any artists or even human beings for that matter, aspire to but to believe in things not yet spoken. But before I get too deep, I'll say goodnight and thanks for stopping by. Peace.

    hidly
    November 13, 2008
    06:33 PM PST

    First of all let me say politics, sex and religion are the three most volatile topics I think anyone can get involved with. That is exactly why I get involved.

    Now to your comments, I have always believed in personal responsibility. It amazes me how many people seem to feel what happens to them is ALWAYS another's fault. Going back to the woman who put a cup of hot un-lidded coffee between her legs then drove over a speed bump and got burned, how she managed to conjure up the idea that it was the fault of MacDonald's is beyond me. But that makes my point. Personal responsibility.



    What Obama said, in my estimation, makes perfect sense. Get involved, take over your own life again and stop whining about what others have done TO you. If you're an adult, you have a choice to either do or not do. Once you decide then live with your choice.

    Solitary Traveler
    November 07, 2008
    09:13 AM PST